Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Things I ought not have to say

Those of you who know me well, are aware of the two lists I have that continually receive updates. For those of you who don't know, these are:
1. Things that ought not happen
2. Things I ought not have to say

For the latest additions to "Things I Ought Not Have to Say"
-Please don't use your iphone/laptop/blackberry/cell phone/any other communication device while in the restroom.
-From the FDA, "Fake diet pill may cause health problems"  Ya' think?!?!?!?!?!
-Don't feed your 18 month old a boiled egg for breakfast (No, my husband is not the guilty party.) Really, is that what you would want your mama to fix for you?????
-When the teacher moves your desk away from someone for poking them, please do not continue poking them.
-Aaron, I understand it makes a really cool sound when you stand on the top bunk bed and stick your hand between the ceiling fan blades to stop it - BUT some really nice man installed a switch to keep you from having to do that.
-Aaron, you need to put underwear on BEFORE you put on your pants. It's just a little thing we civilized people do........Seriously??????

1 comment:

  1. I feel privileged that 2 of my family members could act in such a way as to provide fodder for your blog. :) I have a feeling we will be contributing continuously in the months/years to come!
    Love you!